In any city or town, within any country, you will begin your, for lack of a better term, quest, for this object in the nearest mental institution or half-way house you can get yourself in to.
Make sure that upon entering, you wear a blank, calm face, and do not say a word until you approach the receptionist's desk.
Once you are there, ask to see the Holder of Destruction.
If the receptionist stares at you without making a sound, flee. Flee and don't stop until you collapse of exhaustion. If you wake up, not shrouded in complete darkness, you should be fine. However, if you DO awaken in darkness, you will hear the whispers of everyone you ever knew, calling you foul words, such as "Pathetic" and "Weak", eventually driving you directly into madness.
If the receptionist gives you a look of confusion, quickly say: "Don't worry, I only wish to speak with him."
If you say this in time, the receptionist will lead you up a flight of stairs, which you have strangely never seen before.
Once you reach the top, there will be a single door at the end of a long hallway.
Upon looking behind you, the door will close and lock. You will hear the receptionist yell: "I'm sorry, but you're on your own now!" and you will then hear him rush down the stairs.
Upon walking down the hallway, you will hear a low-pitched humming sound.
If this sound stops, stay completely still, and don't make a sound.
If the humming does not continue, the lights will burst out, one by one. Upon the last light bursting, you will feel something grab your leg, pull you down, and feast on your flesh until you bleed to death.
If the humming continues, keep walking, but this time, more quietly.
Once you reach the door, knock, and whisper as quietly as possible: "I wish to speak with you, nothing else".
As soon as you finish, prepare yourself, for he will yell at the top of his lungs: "COME IN NOW!"
If you react to this, upon opening the door, he will remove your limbs slowly, and painfully.
If you didn't react, he will kindly open the door, and allow you in.
He will be of a very muscular and tall origin, about 6'7.
Once you are inside, he will slam the door, and tell you to sit down.
Do not sit down. If you do, he will tackle you to the ground, and feast upon your head until he breaks through your skull, and tears out your brain.
Simply stand tall and yell: "No, YOU sit down!"
If you yell loudly enough, he will shrug, and sit down. Otherwise, he will simply ignore you, and never let you out.
Once he sits down, ask him: "What is true destruction?"
He will bring you closer, and whisper to you in horrifying detail, answering your question.
Once he is done, if your mind is not lost in madness, hit him. Hit him as hard as you can, as many times as you can. Do not worry, for he will not retaliate.
Once he collapses to the floor, carefully remove the golden ring from his pocket. If you are not careful, he will awaken, and break your fingers, one by one, then your wrist, then your arm.
Once you have this ring, put it on.
As soon as you put it on, scream as loudly as possible, until you run out of air. Make sure you close your eyes while you do this. If you screamed loudly enough, you will be in front of the institution or half-way house you previously entered.
This golden ring is object #13 of 538.
This ring can cause mayhem, wherever you please.
However, you must be sure to remember...they must never...come...together...
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